tuesday trash

I was commanded to Blog today. I really wasn't going to because ummmm I'm lazy like that. So we are going to talk about people that annoy the crap out of me. Be patient, I may jump back and fourth, but now that I am started I have a bunch. Lets start with the garbage man that comes by the house throwing cans and making as much noise as humanly possible at 6:30 in the morning. Oh and lets not forget about the asshat down the street that thinks the no huge freaking RV parked on the street doesn't apply to him. I have been thinking about driving by with my key out the window to leave my mark. Note that I didn't say a key with my arm stretched out. You don't have to because there is just enough room to squeeze you car by. Oh oh then there is the lady driving 30 in the 45 MPH zone that has 2 miles of traffic behind her and a cell phone stuck in her head AHHHHHHHH. Sorry that had to be done, hope I didn't scare you. Moving on to the multiple asshats merging onto the interstate at 45 MPH when the speed limit is 70. The police should be just as aggressive with driver being stupid and slow as they are with speeders. I swear they cause the road rage that makes a driver floor it to 80 to get around them while showing them a finger that leaves doesn't leave him wondering how you feel about them. Oh oh Crabby had a good one... Isle blockers in the grocery store or better asshats in Wal-mart with 10 kids walking down the isle at a pace that an 80 year with a walker could lap them.. Oh oh the fish tank guy in Wal-mart?? is there such a person. Has anyone ever seen this elusive person or do they just stock there tanks with fish for looks? Oh oh how about the convenience store clerk who wants to tell you their life story.. uhhhh shut up and give me my beer and cigerettes so I can go home and try to forget what a shitty day I've had...

Good gracious is it Friday yet?

I want to retire...