Monday, August 13, 2007

Immigration Law

1. There will be NO special bilingual programs in the schools, NO special ballots for elections, and all government business will be conducted in our language.

2. Foreigners will NOT have the right to vote, no matter how long they are here.

3. Foreigners will NEVER be able to hold political office.

4. Foreigners will NOT be a burden to the taxpayers. No welfare, NO food stamps, NO health care, nor any other government assistance programs.

5. Foreigners can invest in this country, but it must be an amount equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage.

6. If foreigners do come and want to buy land that will be okay, BUT options will be restricted. You are NOT allowed to own waterfront property. That property is reserved for citizens
naturally born into this country.

7. Foreigners may NOT protest; NO demonstrations, NO waving a foreign flag,
NO political organizing, NO "bad-mouthing" our president or his policies. If you do you will be sent home.

8. If you do come to this country illegally, you will be hunted down and
sent straight to jail. Harsh, you say ?

The above laws happen to be the immigration laws of....MEXICO !

8 comments:

Denny Shane said...

That is unbelievable. Letus that here and Mexico would be up in arms.

Rick said...

Now THAT is inside out.

Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

I know...isn't that crazy? And yet so many of them come here and our government trips all over it's self to give them what they want!

insideout said...

Denny, thanks for commiing by. We need to parrot these laws here.

Rick, That it is..

PQ, Dont even want to think about what our tax dollars pay for for them. My daughters school want here to part of a new spanish program in school.. Oh hell no!!

Crabby said...

NO WATER FRONT PROPERTY! Well, screw that! I'm soooo not moving there now.

The problem with our government is, since they wrote the constitution...we as a people became lazy and complacent. It's "our" government. We run it. But...we're not doing that. Not with primarily a 2 party system, both controlled by lobbiest. Any independent that runs these days hardly stands a chance.

There's a major over-haul needed here. I'll go get my gloves.

Monogram Queen said...

Now who would have thought the mexican government would be smarter than ours? Huh?

insideout said...

Crabby, PC.. We should learn a lesson from them. Of course they can be harse. We take up all the expense of taking care of their population...

Memphis said...

That was enlightening, to say the least. We need to import their laws to go with all their people.